Supernova (writer/performer)
"In space, no-one can hear you scream"
"God, that'd be a relief wouldn't it?"
Tess and Harry don't live in the real world, because the real world sucks. Discover theirs in this comedy/drama about love, depression, and the greatest back catalogue of Sci-Fi movies ever made.
VAULT FESTIVAL 20-21 March 2020
Cabaret Sauvignon and a Single VAULT Whiskey
14 Feb @ 9.15pm VAULT FESTIVAL 2020, Leake Street.
What’s the most embarrassing thing you’ve ever done whilst drunk? We bet we can beat it. Grab a drink and join hosts Stiff and Kitsch (WeGotTickets Musical Comedy Award Winners 2018) for a Valentines special mixed bill of stories and songs featuring some of London’s top musical comedy acts.
STIFF & KITSCH @ Crazy Coqs
27 May @ 9.15pm, Brasserie Zedel
Stiff & Kitsch: Bricking It
26-28 March SOHO THEATRE
10 April @ 8pm RONDO THEATRE, BATH
Musical Comedy Award winners 2018 sing about everything keeping them awake at night: tax, wooden cutlery and the consequences of last night's eight double G&Ts. Each.
From the creators of the hit show, Adele Is Younger Than Us, Stiff and Kitsch: Bricking It is a story of life's favourite fears, told through one big night out and one miserable morning after.
Everyone's scared of something, but there's safety in numbers: maybe we'll be braver together.
As seen on BBC Three.
PAST PRODUCTIONS
3 Billion Seconds
25th May @ 2.30pm, The Little Theatre Festival, East Village
"When it comes to the 3 F words. Food. Fuel. And Freshwater. We are fucked. Fucked. And fucked. And we are getting more fucked, the more fucking, people are doing."
Written by Maud Dromgoole (Mary's Babies, VAULT 2018) and directed by Bethany Pitts (Fuck You Pay Me, VAULT 2018, People's Choice Award), 3 Billion Seconds is a funny, macabre love story.
Population Matters activists Daisy and Michael want to save the world. And all they want you to do is not have a baby. Do you know that a baby born in Britain today will live an estimated 3 billion seconds? And be responsible for 160 times the greenhouse gas emissions as a baby born in Ethiopia?
They do. Daisy and Michael know a lot of things about population. But now they are pregnant. And they don't know what to do. How can you offset 3 billion seconds of life?
Hitched (writer)
RUNNER UP - Funny Women Comedy Writing Award 2017
In development
Emma (proud owner of a label maker) and Sarah (part-time American, full-time red wine-guzzler) are unlikely best friends living together in London.
After Emma discovers her long term boyfriend Ollie has cheated on her, on her birthday, in her bed and Sarah discovers that this post-Brexit, post Trump, perpetual-Tory world combined with her three year expired student visa means she’s about to be kicked out of the country, Sarah hatches a plan; The two of them need to get hitched. This way she gets to stay in the country, and Emma gets US citizenship.